TSA Customs Agent: 'May I know your name?'
TSA Customs Agent: 'What's your name!?'
Passenger: 'My name is Batman'
TSA Customs Agent: 'Trying to be funny, eh? What's your surname?'
TSA Customs Agent: 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'
TSA Customs Agent: 'Arrest this guy...
When the TSA agent and his buddies had the passenger in custody, he received quite a rough full-body search, whereupon his identification card was discovered:
Haarrrghh haa haa! This is gold; fuck you chertoff you skull-headed nosferatu looking SOB!